November 07, 2005
Indoor-Outdoor Sweeper
Your perfect indoor-outdoor sweeper. We made this picture outrageously large so you could see the happy smile on this woman's face. Is she happy with the product or happy to be out cleaning up? (Is this a shameless example of reverse sexism, violating the law of division of labor wherein the man does the outdoor cleanup and the woman does the indoor work?) Whatever it is, we are delighted to announce the inevitable technological successor to the venerable broom. Why sweep when you can...er, sweep with a sweeper. But who am I to say this seems to be a superfluous product that will be used once and then take up precious room in your overfull garage until you finally put it out in the yard sale? At $149.95 it might be a bargain for the woman who has everything and loves pushing a sweeper as opposed to...Oh, nevermind.